B-grade Sharknado teaches Hollywood a cruel lesson

In this image released by Syfy, sharks attack a man in a scene from the Syfy original film Sharknado. Photo: Supplied Ian Ziering, second left, and Cassie Scerbo battle a shark in the Syfy original film Sharknado.
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Hollywood: she’s a fickle mistress.

As the accountants at the Disney studio count their losses on The Lone Ranger, a big-ticket film with a budget of US$200 million which landed with a thud, across down a cheesy, cheap piece of cinematic detritus – Sharknado – has become the biggest film event of the American summer.

Sharknado is the made-for-television B-movie about a tornado which lifts sharks out of the ocean and fires them like bullets into the suburbs of Los Angeles. In it, people are, quite literally, being eaten in the streets.

In spite of its bus ticket budget, or perhaps because of it, Sharknado was transformed into a cultural phenomenon, teaching Tinseltown the cruelest of lessons: that a $200 million budget is no guarantee of success.

Sharknado’s television audience was modest in relative terms – only 1.4 million viewers, putting it roughly on par with an average episode of the Channel Seven reality series House Rules. And remember: America’s television market is roughly 15 times larger than Australia’s market.

But in terms of noise, Sharknado drowned the opposition. Twitter very nearly broke, with more than 5000 tweets a minute during the broadcast. And the channel that produced it, cable network SyFy, already has a follow-up, Ghost Shark.

“Really, it’s a deceptively tough feat that the makers of Sharknado pulled off: making a movie that’s shlockily and campily hilarious without seeming to try too hard to make something shlockily and campily hilarious,” wrote Time magazine’s TV critic James Poniewozik.

“From the opening moments–an almost non sequitur high-seas showdown between an evil shark-fin buyer and more-evil shark-fin peddler that ends with both swallowed by balletic sharks–the movie signals its determination to efficiently get you the balls-out-crazy mayhem you want and not let narrative, budget constraints, or the laws of science get in the way.”

The film won almost universal affection from Hollywood’s establishment.

The writer/producer Greg Berlanti, whose credits include Brothers & Sisters and the comic book spin-off TV series Arrow, tweeted: “Somewhere in Hollywood there is a senior executive yelling at a junior executive for not coming up with Sharknado first.”

Another writer/producer Damon Lindelof – the man behind the TV series Lost and JJ Abrams reboot of the Star Trek franchise – tweeted: “I am going to write the Sharknado sequel and I am going to do it before Sharknado is over.”

The iconic New York-based theatre and film actress Mia Farrow was almost lost for words. She simply tweeted: “OMG OMG OMG #sharknado.” OMG is an internet contraction for “oh my God”.

Asked by a US media outlet for advice on dealing with aerial shark attacks, the National Weather Service wryly offered this: “As with any waterspout or tornado, the best advice is to be in an interior part of the lowest floor of a sturdy building and not outside, whether sharks are raining down or not.”

The venerable Los Angeles Times newspaper even got into the action, proposing a slew of B-movie spin-offs, including Piranhacane, Twistquake and The Day After the Stormcano.

Significantly, however, the media cyclone of Sharknado has managed to exhume one of the great cornerstones of American culture: the B movie. Born in the 1950s as the companion piece to a movie with A-list stars, screened in a double bill at the local drive-in theatre.

In truth, the B-movie never died. It was just replaced with the direct-to-DVD sequel, like American Psycho 2: Angrier, Deadlier, Sexier, Son of the Mask and Home Alone 4: Taking Back The House.

Sharknado returns the B-movie to its genesis: a genuinely cheaper movie, with a B-tier cast. The biggest star name in Sharknado is former Beverly Hills 90210 star (turned Chippendales dancer) Ian Ziering. The rest of the cast have names like Tara Reid, the sort of “know the name but can’t quite remember the face” kind of actor. And even one Australian, former Baywatch star Jaason Simmons.

In fact, the cable channel SyFy has been quietly reinventing the B-movie, largely because new web players such as Netflix and Hulu Plus have been hoovering up second tier movie content, forcing the channel to take control of its own drama portfolio to replace its dissolving sources.

Some of the gems in SyFy’s library include Chupacabra vs. the Alamo, and Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, a nod to Japanese kaiju films, such as Godzilla and Gamera.

The channel produces more than 20 films a year, and each has a budget of US$1.5 million. They typically have absurd titles, such as Frankenfish (2004), Mansquito (2005), Sharktopus (2010) and Piranhaconda (2011).

In that sense, at least, the LA Times suggestions of Piranhacane or The Day After the Stormcano aren’t so much lame jokes as legitimate intellectual property.

All eyes, now, are on Ghost Shark, the film the channel is unveiling on August. You don’t need a science degree to know what it’s about. In fact, no scientific knowledge whatsoever will probably hold you in good stead. Films like Sharknado and Ghost Shark don’t stand too much scrutiny.

What is interesting, though, is how Hollywood perceives the audience’s reaction to it. The cash registers of tinseltown can smell money, and as the summer blockbusters continue to pile up by the side of the road, traditional film studios may be looking for a new strategy.

This year, between May and August, no less than 17 “blockbuster” films are being released. It is not economically feasible for all of them to be successful, which means most will die a financial death. The Lone Ranger has already tanked.

Still, don’t feel too sorry for Walt Disney Pictures. The Lone Ranger may have tanked, but they’ve banked one billion dollars in domestic gross this year, ahead of their rivals.

Back in May the New York Times predicted the studios were driving over a blockbuster “cliff”.

“Competition for the spectacle-craving young male and surging international audience has never been more intense,” journalist James B. Stewart wrote.

The answer may not lie in the future, though. Perhaps it lies in the past, with a genre that gave birth to film titles such as Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy, Cannibal Holocaust and Plan 9 From Outer Space.

The recipe is simple: just take anything. And add sharks.

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Earl gets injunction to prevent publication

Injunction: Sandor Earl has had a win in the NSW Supreme Court. Photo: Melissa AdamsCanberra winger Sandor Earl, allegedly under investigation by the Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority, has sought and obtained a Supreme Court injunction to prevent his medical records being published.
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The 23-year-old Raiders three-quarter is, according to a report aired by the Nine Network last month, alleged to have been treated with peptides at a private medical clinic in south-west Sydney while at Penrith in 2011.

Fairfax Media can reveal that Earl has since obtained an injunction from the NSW Supreme Court after being told that another media outlet was in possession of ”copies of accounts relating to medical treatment” provided to him by Dr Ijaz Khan at Cabramatta clinic Injury Care in late 2011 and early last year.

In a judgment delivered by Justice Richard White on June 20, lawyers for Earl were successful in preventing Nationwide News, publisher of the Daily Telegraph, printing the player’s ”confidential” medical information.

”It suffices to say that the documents contain confidential information that would reveal to a reader who understood the items of service referred to what treatment was provided to the plaintiff on a number of different days,” the judgment read. ”I infer that a knowledgeable reader could infer the condition, or a range of possible medical conditions, for which the treatment was given.”

Justice White added that he thought Earl had ”a strong prima facie case to restrain the use of confidential information about his medical treatment”.

The court heard that Earl’s solicitor had contacted Dr Khan via email on June 14, asking whether he had spoken or given documents to anyone else, but that ”he did not receive a response”.

Earl has denied any wrongdoing, saying he was stunned at allegations that he used peptides to aid his recovery from shoulder surgery while he was at the Panthers, without the knowledge of Penrith officials.

A fortnight before the claims were aired by Nine, it was announced that Earl had signed with French rugby club Pau, who he will join after the NRL season.

A source close to Earl told Fairfax Media the player had become frustrated with the medical systems at Penrith and was recommended a specialist in musculoskeletal rehabilitation to hasten his recovery.

Earl admitted in March that he knew the controversial sports scientist Stephen Dank, who is a key figure in the wider investigation into the alleged use of banned substances in the NRL and the AFL, but denied he had had treatment administered to him by the supplements expert.

”No … no … no,” he said at the time. ”I know him, but not, like, properly … he didn’t have a proper role [at Penrith] like everyone else.”

Dank worked for a short time at Penrith in 2011 after being dismissed by Cronulla. Later, when he was employed by Essendon, he arranged a secret try-out for Earl with the AFL club.

Earl’s name features in a large stockpile of text messages sent between Dank and individual NRL players, which are reportedly already in the possession of ASADA. Dank has repeatedly denied he ever gave any banned substances to players.

Enhanced coercive powers provided to the federal government agency by Parliament will soon help investigators.

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After Junior, new Blues could be the Kelly gang

If not Mitchell Pearce, then who? That is the question NSW powerbrokers will be asking themselves for the next 10 months after falling short again.
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Before the series, Blues coach Laurie Daley stated that Adam Reynolds wasn’t yet ready to make the step up to the interstate arena. But with another year of first grade under his belt, the South Sydney halfback is shaping as the most likely replacement.

However, there are other options. In preseason, Albert Kelly was without a club and, when he found one at the Gold Coast, he was stuck behind Scott Prince.

However, the former Parramatta, Cronulla and Newcastle playmaker has made the No.7 spot his own, and has turned out to be one of the bargain buys of the season. While he is still in the early stages of an NRL career that has had several false starts, the 22-year-old will come into the reckoning if he can maintain consistent form.

Otherwise it’s back to the future, with Newcastle stalwarts Kurt Gidley or Jarrod Mullen having yet another crack at the Blues No.7 jersey. Or there’s the option of shifting Todd Carney to halfback, although the fact that he hasn’t played his best football in his preferred pivot position on the biggest stage could count against him.

New Dragons recruit Sam Williams played for Country Origin this year but, given he wasn’t a regular starter at the Raiders, would be considered an outside chance.

If Reynolds gets the nod, there is likely to be a push for his Souths partner, John Sutton, to make the step up with him. Alternatively, they could go for the Titans pairing of Kelly and Aidan Sezer.

Should Kelly get the nod, it would be an opportunity to go up against his cousin, Maroons star Greg Inglis. While they both hail from Macksville, Kelly’s ambition is to represent the southerners.

”I love watching Greggo play and get into space, it gets me excited, but I’m Blue all the way through,” Kelly said.

”If I get a chance to play for the Blues it would be a great honour, but I’ve got to concentrate on club football first.

”When I played against the Rabbitohs this year, it was a dream come true to go one-on-one with G.I. in the top grade.

”To do [the same thing] in Origin … I can’t explain. It would be a big bonus.

”Our family would be stoked and I can guarantee there will be at least 40 people coming from Kempsey, Bowraville, Macksville, all along the coast there.”

Kelly has already marked up on Inglis this year at club level, with the latter stopping him from what would have been a match-winning try for the Titans. ”There will be another [encounter],” said Kelly, who marks up against Maroons and Manly playmaker Daly Cherry-Evans on Sunday.

”He’s got the upper [hand] on me at the moment. He’s the best in the world, and sometimes you get beaten by good football.” While Daley indicated early in this year’s campaign that Pearce would be his halfback, former NSW No. 7 Greg Alexander said it would be prudent to keep the options open for next year.

”I wouldn’t [want] any bold statements early in the season, I’d see how things pan out in the opening couple of months,” Alexander said. ”They will have their eye on Reynolds and Kelly but I’d want to see how players start the year, make sure they are good in form before we rubber-stamp them.”

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Pritchard, Folau speculation off mark

Everyone wants him: Israel Folau is not on his way to the Bulldogs and will stay with the Waratahs. Photo: Dallas KilponenReports of Frank Pritchard’s exit to Salford and sightings of Israel Folau in the company of outgoing Canterbury chief executive Todd Greenberg at Origin III sparked speculation the Bulldogs may be close to signing the Wallabies star. However, Sin Bin has confirmed Pritchard is not going anywhere next season and Folau is set to stay at the Waratahs. Despite re-signing with Canterbury in May, Pritchard has been linked with Salford after the English Super League club’s ambitious owner Marwan Koukash revealed this week he had made an offer for the New Zealand forward. ”We have made an offer to Pritchard and are waiting to hear back from him,” Koukash told the Manchester Evening News. ”We feel he would be a tremendous signing. We are looking to bring in two quality second-row forwards to bolster our squad.” Former Penrith forward Tony Puletua, who now plays for St Helens and is good mates with Pritchard, is understood to be the other second-row target. Salford have also been linked with Newcastle’s Neville Costigan. But Pritchard’s agent Jason Arraj has ruled out any chance of him moving to Super League, saying: ”There is no chance in hell. Salford expressed an interest, as any club would, and we told them he had signed with Canterbury.” As for Folau, he is an ambassador of ANZ Stadium and spent Wednesday night in a corporate suite with Greenberg, St George Illawarra chief executive Peter Doust, other club officials and Manchester United players before joining the celebrations in the Queensland dressing room. Sin Bin understands he is odds-on to stay in rugby union.Benji in Salford’s sights
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Having missed out on Pritchard, Salford officials are set to turn their attention to Benji Marshall in the hope he may consider a stint in the Super League after requesting a release from Wests Tigers. Marshall said he wanted to test himself in rugby, but Salford are understood to be planning an approach anyway. As revealed in Sin Bin last month, Salford officials recently contacted fellow Kiwi stars Issac Luke, Ben Matulino and Simon Mannering about a move to Salford. They will understandably want to check Marshall’s interest.Interest in Storm star

Marshall is not the only New Zealand playmaker being targeted by rugby, with Melbourne’s Matt McGahan also in the sights of the Blues and Chiefs franchises. McGahan, the son of former Kiwis and Roosters captain Hugh McGahan, is a former Junior All Blacks halfback in his third season at the Storm. He is still eligible for the under 20s but will play this weekend for the NSW Cup feeder team Melbourne share with Cronulla.All eyes on Origin

Origin III was officially the most watched match in rugby league history, with Channel Nine’s national audience of 4.232 million surpassing the 4.102 million who tuned into the 2005 NRL grand final. A significant reason for the success was the audience in Melbourne, where the decider smashed the previous Origin record set in game one and won the ratings on Wednesday night with 464,000 viewers, giving Channel Nine a 28 per cent share. In Sydney, an average of 1.165 million viewers watched the Maroons win 12-10, while in Brisbane the game drew an average audience of 865,000. The ratings and a record crowd of 83,813 at ANZ Stadium for the decider ensured this year’s series was the most watched on television, with a cumulative total audience of 11.966 million viewers, and live, with 215,883 fans attending the three games.Here’s to you, Robinson

Trent Robinson is impressing people in his first season as an NRL coach – and not just because of the way the Sydney Roosters are playing. Sin Bin has received a copy of a letter sent to NRL chief executive Dave Smith praising Robinson for his efforts assisting Kingsgrove juniors by attending a fund-raising dinner after the Roosters played St George Illawarra on July 6. ”After completing his duties with his players, club and the media, Trent departed WIN Jubilee Oval and drove straight to Kingsgrove RSL to attend our function,” Kingsgrove juniors chief operating officer Sam Ayache wrote. ”Not only did Mr Robinson attend the event at no cost, he was one of the last to depart the function which concluded at about 11.15pm and he purchased an auction item. His effort was outstanding and he is a great role model for the game of rugby league.” Cronulla chief executive Steve Noyce and Roosters boss Brian Canavan also attended.

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Farah’s Origin prep rocked by Marshall’s news

”Sitting in my room in shock, I just wanted to let you know that I love you like a brother. We’ve been through a lot together, good and bad, and no matter what happens, we’re mates for life. Can’t wait to play the rest of the year with you.”
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With those words, Wests Tigers captain Robbie Farah responded to Benji Marshall’s confirmation that he was leaving the club. Marshall, then, responded by breaking down. ”He was the hardest person to have to tell,” Marshall said.

”The first phone call I made was to Robbie, and he’s in the middle of an Origin camp – I didn’t want to disturb him, and I said, ‘We’ll talk about it on Thursday when you’re finished’.

”But he wanted to know, so I had to tell him. He was spewing. I didn’t get a lot of time to get around to everyone. But I did get to call Robbie first, and he heard it from me first. I was happy that I got that chance to tell him. It was hard, because we started together, and we thought we were going to finish together.”

Telling his teammates that he was leaving was one thing. But when his phone started buzzing with text messages, including Farah’s, Marshall admitted he ”lost it”.

”It was one thing writing the message to them, but seeing their reactions, and the messages back, was the hard part,” he said. ”At the end of the day, the club’s bigger than me. It’s bigger than the coaches, it’s bigger than the people who run it.

”It’s about keeping the club alive. As far as I’m concerned, my decision is a win for them too … with the young talent they’ve got coming through, they can invest their time and their money into re-signing those boys, which is what they wanted to do.”

And on Thursday, the change continued. On the eve of the clash with the Warriors at Leichhardt Oval, the club announced the re-signings of Tim Simona (until the end of 2015) and Marika Koroibete (until 2014), their salary cap having been eased. The club is also likely to be in a better position to re-sign young halves Luke Brooks and Mitchell Moses to long-term deals.

”Not only only did I believe it was time for a change for me, but I think the club needed a change as well,” Marshall said. ”I felt that change could be good for the club.

”With the reality of me being there for another three years, those younger guys might not have wanted to wait around three years to stay at the club. And they’re that talented that they could have had a great opportunity to prove themselves, and play next year.”

With a switch to rugby union beckoning, Marshall will not be playing with the club next year. Yet he was adamant, as was his coach Mick Potter, that he would see out the season, despite Ben Elias’ comments on Channel 10 on Wednesday that he should quit now.

”I’m not going to go out and have a running verbal battle with Benny Elias – he’s entitled to think whatever he likes,” Marshall said. ”But he’s not around the club seeing what I do at training, or how I am with the boys, or what I’m trying to achieve there. He doesn’t see that.

”I won’t be walking out now, unless they force me. But I’ve got confirmation from [chief operating officer] Grant Mayer that that’s not going to happen.”

Thus, Marshall will play his last Leichhardt Oval match on Friday night, yet he said he was ”trying not to think about that, to be honest”. ”I don’t want to make it about being last this, last that. I just want to win games,” he said. ”Realistically, I believe we’re a chance of still making the semis.”

Asked what reaction he expected from Tigers supporters, Marshall said: ”I just hope out of respect for what I’ve done for the club in the past, and my loyalty to the club, I hope it’s positive. Obviously I’d love for the fans to be supportive and still cheer me. If they don’t, I can understand their frustration and their anger.”

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